1. Accidentally kicked a kid in the head while doing aerobics. I think he’s a priest now so I obviously damaged him.
2. Didn’t tell a new bus driver where I lived and let him drive me all over hell. Hey, I was 6!
3. Lost a (bleeep) in my (bleeep). It got infected.
4. Got married once.
5. Got married twice.
6. Accidentally rubbed cream for feminine itch on a baby’s teething gum. I was young! It was right next to the Ora-Gel. No harm done!
7. When my son was 3, he had his own little plush chair. While I worked on the computer one day he struggled to pull his chair closer. “Mom,” he said. “Push me over”. So I did.
8. Waited four hours in outpatients because I though I had a blood clot in my wrist.
9. Wanted to help my mother clean the house and thought Windex was multipurpose. Tip : Don’t dust wood with Windex.
10. Told my gym teacher to kiss my ass. I was in grade 3.