If you’ve seen the news lately, you’ve probably heard about these people dressed as clowns who have been jumping in front of cars and generally harrassing people, especially students.
I have no idea what’s going on in their minds except that it kind of reminds me of that group called Anonymous. They must feel pretty safe behind that creepy makeup to feel bold enough to terrorize people. Complaints of this keep popping up around Nova Scotia and I’ve decided to give it a name: Clownonymous. I guess we’ll have to leave it up to them to fill us in on their little agenda. It’s not just in happening in Canada though.
Here, check this out and do something for me: Take a good look at the clown’s fingernails. Pretty buffed right? Not a speck of dirt. Nicely shapped. These look like the nails of someone with an office job. Maybe a stock broker. They’re definitely not the nails of a run-of-the-mill thug. I’d even go so far as to say that this clownonymous member recently had his nails filed.
Article published in The Sun, written by Brittany Vonow October 11th, 2016
I’ll be interested when we find out what the true agenda behind this Clownonymous movement really is. Something tells me it’s just a bunch of middle-aged gamers who’ve gambled all their Pokemon Cards away.
Anyway, Clownonymous. I’m not impressed. Show me a bunch of Big Birdigans scaring people and then we’ll talk. Until then, come on men, go clean your parent’s basement like they asked you to.